Sunday, June 8, 2008

An Opponent Worthy of a Post

Dearest Fival,

I have never seen survivability until seeing your performance in AV last weekend You chide the Alliance with your blase indestructibility. Are you just getting your exercise as you run around Iceblood Garrison? It won't make for a good porterhouse- running like that. I nuked you repeatedly with Wrath, Starfire and Moonfire with very little decrement in health. Insect Swarm and Faerie Fire do not seem to debuff you.

This is not my first time seeing your fine fillet mignon in action. You camped me in STV once upon a time after a successful Gurabashi Arena run for an Arena Master. This was the first time I saw the bear form multi-sit on my dead corpse. Very creative.

I would name you my rival, but that would suggest the possibility of a kill, of which there is none. Were I not a casual player, perhaps I could gear up, find you at a moment of low health in Outland and cheap-shot your udder immenseness. The probability of this occurring is low.

Rather, magnificent ruminant, you are are more a nemesis to the alliance and an unassailable one at that.

I respect you Fival. Please don't camp me?


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2 comments:

Cynra said...

Were I not a casual player, perhaps I could gear up, find you at a moment of low health in Outland and cheap-shot your udder immenseness.

Since you mention that fact that you're Alliance and that he shapeshifted into a bear to sit on you, I assume this means your rival is a Tauren. So, was the word "udder" intentional? Because, even if not, I laughed!

TD said...

Intentional, lol